Ab To Shaadi Se Bhi Darr Lagta Hai Dost

March 21, 2012 9:34 pm0 comments

Ab To Shaadi Se Bhi Darr Lagta Hai Dost ” Shaadi Ki Raat Dulhan Bhag Gayi To.. Hamara Kiya Ho Ga (‘,’)> /)( Or Karol / Pepsi 65 Ki

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Have you ever noticed that when you shout in pakistan

March 10, 2012 9:29 am1 comment

Have you ever noticed that when you shout in pakistan ” OYE BEGHAIRAT” . . . . . . About 10 people turn around 😀 😛

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What is the similarity between Facebook and fridge ??

March 6, 2012 4:07 pm1 comment

What is the similarity between Facebook and fridge ?? . . . . . . Pata hota hay k kuch bhe nhe hay phir bhe din me 10 bar khol k dekhty hain 😀

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Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum ??

March 4, 2012 1:55 pm0 comments

Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum ?? Child: ……… Mom: Bolo Kahan gaye the?? =/ Child: ……… Mom: Bologe ya Main Bataun ?? =@ Child: ……… Mom SLAPS !!! =( Child *Crying* Mom: Chalo Batao Ab ??!! Child: Oh mummy main………… Mom: Chuppp.. Mere Aagey Zubaan matt Chalao.. =P =D

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Boys are very “KIND”

March 3, 2012 7:55 am0 comments

Boys are very “KIND” & Girls are very SELFiSH.! “PROOF” Most Girls Don’t Like to Help Unknown Boy :-/ . . But…. . . . All Boys Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Girls…. 😀 B-)

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1 lrki road pe khadi thi

7:54 am0 comments

1 lrki road pe khadi thi,1 lrka bike pe us k samne se gzra.phr waps aya or us se pucha pehchana kya? Girl:nhi . Boy- kya yaar! Abi to samne se gya tha 😀 :p

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Height of Good Luck!

7:54 am0 comments

Height of Good Luck! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . . . Student: Who? Me? . . . . Teacher: Very good. Sit down.

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Top class insult.

March 2, 2012 12:22 pm0 comments

Top class insult. Professor: Zindagi bhar ghalib ki ye aarzo rahi ke us ki mehbooba ke haseen zulfon se sharab ke kate tapken or wo un qatron ko apne halaq mein utar le. Boy: Sir agar us ke balon mein jouwen hoti to ghalib wo b halaq mein utar lete? […]

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When my Friends don’t Come to College…

9:56 am0 comments

When my Friends don’t Come to College… 5%_ “I hope they are Ok” …,.. 95%_ “Idiots…, How dare they Leave me alone” :p :DD

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When I’m Single

February 29, 2012 6:49 pm0 comments

When I’m Single All I see Are couples Being Happy .., When I’m Dating Someone , All I See Are Singles Being Happy lOl =D

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