Ab To Shaadi Se Bhi Darr Lagta Hai Dost ” Shaadi Ki Raat Dulhan Bhag Gayi To.. Hamara Kiya Ho Ga (‘,’)> /)( Or Karol / Pepsi 65 Ki

Have you ever noticed that when you shout in pakistan ” OYE BEGHAIRAT” . . . . . . About 10 people turn around

What is the similarity between Facebook and fridge ?? . . . . . . Pata hota hay k kuch bhe nhe hay phir bhe din me 10 bar khol k dekhty hain

Mom: Kahan Gaye the Tum ?? Child: ……… Mom: Bolo Kahan gaye the?? =/ Child: ……… Mom: Bologe ya Main Bataun ?? =@ Child: ……… Mom SLAPS !!! =( Child *Crying* Mom: Chalo Batao Ab ??!! Child: Oh mummy main………… Mom: Chuppp.. Mere Aagey Zubaan matt Chalao.. =P =D

Boys are very “KIND” & Girls are very SELFiSH.! “PROOF” Most Girls Don’t Like to Help Unknown Boy :-/ . . But…. . . . All Boys Are Ready anytime 2 Help Unknown Girls…. B-)

1 lrki road pe khadi thi,1 lrka bike pe us k samne se gzra.phr waps aya or us se pucha pehchana kya? Girl:nhi . Boy- kya yaar! Abi to samne se gya tha :p

Height of Good Luck! Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns. . . . . . Student: Who? Me? . . . . Teacher: Very good. Sit down.

Top class insult. Professor: Zindagi bhar ghalib ki ye aarzo rahi ke us ki mehbooba ke haseen zulfon se sharab ke kate tapken or wo un qatron ko apne halaq mein utar le. Boy: Sir agar us ke balon mein jouwen hoti to ghalib wo b halaq mein utar lete? [...]

When my Friends don’t Come to College… 5%_ “I hope they are Ok” …,.. 95%_ “Idiots…, How dare they Leave me alone” :p D

When I’m Single All I see Are couples Being Happy .., When I’m Dating Someone , All I See Are Singles Being Happy lOl =D